The Confession of a Serial Kisser
Posted Mar 25, 2011 by Constance | 541 views | 5 comments
I keep a
count. Up till now, I have kissed 215 guys and 18 girls. This is the confession
of a 25-year old girl. Ever since I was young, I’ve always been fascinated by
kissing. I have read books about it and watched a lot of romance movies. In
High school, most boys would kill to get a girl to kiss them. If only they knew
I was a connoisseur.
My first kiss came when I was 8 and I have never looked back. Through the years, I have met different classes of kissers. I put each person in a category. There are toads, frogs, Frenchies, peckers, smackers, pouters, swallowers, G-spotters, princelings and magicians.
Everywhere I go, I sample kisses. I am well-traveled and have kissed on four continents. It’s exhilarating and even though I can’t remember every kiss, I can remember the best examples of each class. What I never tire of is the expressions on their faces when I refuse to let them make second base; that look? Priceless!
Commented Aug 28, 2011 by anonymous
You're clearly some kind of fucking weirdo who needs affection because you are a luntatic. You do this because you want to be someone big and known by everyone. You're a fucking idiot. Paris Hilton could kiss 1000 guys in one hour so fuck you !
Commented Apr 8, 2011 by Terminal
I used to have a girlfriend who smothered me with kisses. Hope that wasn't you? lol. Seriously, I think you need to dumb it down a little. It's really an addiction by now. What do you see in those lips anyway? I hope you haven't contacted the people at Guiness World Record; they'd sure love to see you break some records. Anyway, good kissers make the best lovers, trust me I know.
Commented Apr 8, 2011 by anonymous
Mark, I will kill you when you come home tonight
Commented Apr 8, 2011 by anonymous
Would you kiss my herpes infected lips?
Commented Apr 7, 2011 by Paul O.
I must confess, this is one of my favorite confessions. I think you are enjoying yourself and that is good. A good kiss is something sublime. I can still remember my first kiss, my first french kiss and first unsolicited kiss. While I think it’s odd that you keep a count, I find your attitude very attractive. So, I'd say: go on girl, live your life!