The Blue Shirt
Posted Apr 21, 2014 by anonymous | 282 views | 6 comments
I lent my friend this blue button up shirt because he needed it for this play he was in. He has always been one of the most selfish, egotistical people I've ever known (we're no longer friends), but I always tried to follow the golden rule and treat him better than he treated me. I asked for my blue shirt back, this was a favorite shirt of mine, and he said "oh, I think my mom sold it in our garage sale." WHAT. THE. F?!" Well, I have these two old jackets that were his dads, we both used in another play, and I thought "Screw it. I'm keeping these." Not that there are very good, but I'm not giving that douche bag back his stuff if he borrows mine, then sells it. One day about four years later, I'm cleaning out my clothes and I see these jackets. I decide to sell them or something, and I check the pockets--boom! A neatly folded $100 bill. I thought it was fake at first, then opened it to find it was legit. IN YOUR FACE!
Commented Apr 22, 2014 by anonymous
What the fuck does that mean you stupid fuck.?
Commented Apr 22, 2014 by anonymous
Yea but only if shes hot.
Commented Apr 22, 2014 by anonymous
Friends must help each other, so does you are making.
Commented Apr 21, 2014 by anonymous
That escalated quickly
Commented Apr 21, 2014 by anonymous
Lol good going.
Commented Apr 21, 2014 by anonymous
You should have fucked his mother.