The Bank Robber
Posted Apr 21, 2013 by anonymous | 334 views | 7 comments
We had a party last night at my mate's house. His wife had told me last time we were drunk together that they never made love. They are a new couple, only married for 2.5 years now. She says he'd rather just do porn than be with her. I thought that was sad. So anyway, last night there was a big party. She and I got pretty drunk and her husband had gone to bed because he had work at 5 this morning. We were both on the livingroom floor drunk and talking about our sexploits. I sorta passed out but was only faking, and she got ontop of me and kissed me. We fucked. She's getting out of the shower now so i have to hurry. We fucked hard. We both decides to stop because It's wrong, and we just lay next to each other. I noticed two of my fingers were red. I asked If she was on her period and she said no, not for a while. Then we saw the giant puddle of blood on the carpet. I told her to go check and while she was in the bathroom I saw the crotch of my tan pants were stained and my boxers too. She brought out some magic liquid in a blue bottle and the blood came right out of the carpet.. back to now. She's hanging out with me while I'm typing and she doesn't remember a thing! Why do I? Well, I have a memento on my boxers. Like an ink explosion in the bag of cash when you rob a bank. See how I tied that in to the title? I should be a journalist. Like H.S.Thompson. anyway, I recall her saying while we were fucking: "we should do this while ********* is at work" but there's no way. No way. We fucked! Oh my gosh. Wow.
Commented Apr 26, 2013 by anonymous
This morning we wanked each other again next to her sleeping husband and I came all over her hand and my chest. I know she remembers this time for sure though because when I came, she kept jerking me and her husband started to wake up so se stopped and we were quiet for a bit then she went to the bathroom to finish herself off. It was already light out. I fell asleep with cum on my chest.
Commented Apr 22, 2013 by anonymous
Annnd we wanked each other last night. In bed. Next to a sleeping *********. I cannot believe this. I can't stay here anymore. I'm going to hell...
Commented Apr 22, 2013 by anonymous
You should not do that again.
Commented Apr 21, 2013 by anonymous
It was blood. I think she was just early. I thought she was just super wet, but it turns out she was just girl-juicing.
Commented Apr 21, 2013 by anonymous
if thats the case then the red thing is a mystery O_o
Commented Apr 21, 2013 by anonymous
No, they have had sex before, just not often.
Commented Apr 21, 2013 by anonymous
I guess she was virgin before