TERROR ALERT STATUS IN EUROPE
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 130 views | 0 comments
>> TERROR ALERT STATUS IN EUROPE >> >> The English are feeling the pinch in relation >> to recent terrorist threats and have raised >> their security level from 'Miffed' to Peeved.' >> >> Soon, though, security levels may be raised >> yet again to 'Irritated' or even 'A Bit Cross.' >> Londoners have not been 'A Bit Cross' since the >> blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. >> Terrorists have been re-categorized from 'Tiresome' >> to a 'Bloody Nuisance.' The last time the British >> issued a 'Bloody Nuisance' warning level was >> during the great fire of 1666. >> >> Also, the French government announced yesterday >> that it has raised its terror alert level from >> 'Run' to 'Hide.' The only two higher levels in >> France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate.' The >> rise was precipitated by a recent fire that >> destroyed France's white flag factory, >> effectively paralyzing the country's military >> capability. >> >> It's not only the English and French that are >> on a heightened level of alert. >> >> Italy has increased the alert level from 'Shout >> Loudly and Excitedly' to 'Elaborate Military >> Posturing.' Two more levels remain: >> 'Ineffective Combat Operations' and 'Change Sides.' >> >> The Germans also increased their alert state >> from 'Disdainful Arrogance' to 'Dress in Uniform >> and Sing Marching Songs.' They also have two >> higher levels: 'Invade a Neighbour' and 'Lose.' >> >> Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday >> as usual, and the only threat they are worried >> about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. >> >> The Spanish are all excited to see their new >> submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully >> designed subs have glass bottoms so the new >> Spanish navy can get a really good look at >> the old Spanish navy. >>
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