Okay so im a boy who is also mature and goes by the name of Jake Steel, i grew up along side rampant mutated homosexuals who treated me like dirt but it was good dirt...the best kind like the kind you find in Morrisons which is a good thing if your a fucking stupid ass retarded yankee who dont know what a Morrisions is....Well anyway they would pound me and blound me until i was on the floor doing the worm and dancing if i want to because i can leave my friends behind because my friends dont dance and if they dont dance they end up just having rampant monkey sex with me, which makes me sore after a while so i cant dance so i end up being a drug mule and being used in a porno/orgy with my friends mainly the big man johny mgee, who is an independant black woman who dont take no shit from nobody and thats where he stands until he has his way with me and the others up in KFC, so anyway we were in Geometry when you know who mister big man mcgee johny comes in rustling his belt and clicking his boots decided he wanted the teacher now dont get me wrong i wasnt there but i heard a riddle of a newpaper artcie turned videogame tell me so and this wasnt very nice i didnt like the thought of him using another woman for his games becaue i heard they played Street Fighter 4 and it upset me so i decided to watch a very sad fil to make myself sweat from the eyes before jerking off to pictures of Wolverine and anyway thats how i was raised after i was raised by wolves and taught that my people needed a savior but i wasnt the saviour they needed but he one they want right now..im batman also im a compulsive liar and none of it was true except Big man mcgee johny being a ruthless jimmy rustler because he does what he wants, when he wants and if any of you have a problem....whatd you say....did you just interupt master johny mcgee, well i swear down i will wrap my penis around your throat and ......what you didn say anything oh okay you just saved yourself there buddy, but anyway i may aswell confess something im a gurl