Tanning Salons
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 136 views | 0 comments
I hate tanning salons. What a STUPID thing to do to your skin. We regulate Big Tobacco, which is out there to sell you lung cancer for bucks. Why aren't the goddamned tanning salons being regulated, for doling out skin cancer? Can't we tax them, too? Use a fucking sunless tanning lotion if you're desperate for that 'I don't care if I die before I'm 40' look. Wear frigging NYLONS if you think your legs are too white. And I have to say it: Blond women were meant to be pale. Leathery tanned skin on a bleached-blonde woman is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. OK? OK. Sheesh
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