
Super hot and famous actress - and I spiked her Pina Colada with sperm.
Posted Oct 27, 2014 by anonymous | 342 views | 11 comments
I seriously should not mention her name, but I will hint at who it was after I explain why I did this. First off, I work as a chef, waiter or bartender in a very classy and busy Hollywood restaurant or bar, so I'm always around famous people and their food or drinks. I never did anything like this before or since. This one actress, however, was such a cunt to me or someone I know that I used her to fulfill a sick fantasy of mine, watching a beautiful woman drink my cum. She only came in about once a month, so after she pulled her cunt stunt, I began jerking off as much as possible and saving my loads in a plastic container in the freezer. I actually missed her the first time she returned, but by her next appearance l had saved quite a bit of semen and, guessing correctly on the night she'd show, had taken the block of frozen cum to work with me in a plastic baggy. When she ordered her usual, a frozen Pina Colada, I used half the ice and substituted all my frozen jizm, well over 8 ounces or maybe 40 to 50 loads. YES! I know it's grotesque. That was the point. You can't imagine how nerve wracking this was. The glass is huge, a full 24 ounce gobblet, but I was certain she'd recognise the distinct taste with one sip. I loaded up on the coconut milk, but could still detect the odor of semen before I added the rum. Still, there was no way I was backing out and wasting 2 months of planning. I sent the drinks to her table. My hands were shaking and I could barely breathe. Good sense kept me from staring, but nerves compelled me to constantly glance at that Pina Colada in front of her. When she leaned in to take a sip from the straw, my heart was banging in my chest. She took a long pull from her PENIS Colada, then swallowed. Whatever conversation she was having stopped. Her face scowled and she shook her head, complaining to the girl with her and pushing the gobblet at her. The girlfriend tentatively took a sip. I felt like I was going to pass out. They were on to me. The cops would be called. I'd be hauled off in cuffs and my mugshot would be published in the sex offender registry. The cunty actress and her girlfriend called the waiter over and handed him the drink. He apologised and rushed it over to me. "She says you forgot the rum," the waiter said. "She says she wants a double shot now and she's not paying for this one." All my fears left me with that typically bitchy demand. I filled the drink to the rim with rum, and even added a sidecar. A curious sniff made me wonder how two twenty-something women, no matter how famous or sheltered, could miss that singularly distinct odor of cum, especially while drinking it thru a straw. I sent it back to the table with my sincere apology. The cunty actress barely acknowledged the waiter and absent-mindedly began sipping down her sperm cocktail. I took a break from work to watch the long slow ingestion of my jism by one of the hottest and most famous actresses in Hollywood. As she tipped the gobblet, draining the last gooey white drops onto her tongue, I realised it was all worth it. This actress had once been with a huge actor who's initials are T. C. That's all I'm willing to say. I think feeding someone 50 loads of cum in one sitting and without their knowledge might be a crime. Oh, and she told the waiter her drink was the best we'd ever served. I got a big laugh out of that.
Commented Oct 30, 2014 by anonymous
The spoilt rich cunt deserved it well done dude!, Btw i know who you mean and yes she is a bitch of the first order i've had many dealings with her i cant say in what capacity but the reason she did'nt smell your jizz is because her nose is fucked from all the powder she has sniffed up it the stupid cunt!.
Commented Oct 28, 2014 by anonymous
Okay, since this could be anyone just making things up, I'll narrow it down, revealing the identity of this talented but cunty actress who drank a pint of cum. I lied a little for obvious reasons. She's older than twenty something. She was actually married to T.C. and this ingestion of semen did not take place anywhere near Hollywood. Also, another comment on here lists only her full name. Oh, and it wasn't even a Pina Colada. I can't name the drink because those who know her would know this is true. The rest is all accurate and as I watched her sipping down so much of my ejaculate... I was truly 'bewitched'.
Commented Oct 28, 2014 by anonymous
Fucking idiots.
Commented Oct 28, 2014 by anonymous
tell us her initials!!
Commented Oct 28, 2014 by anonymous
Nicole Kidman???
Commented Oct 28, 2014 by anonymous
T. C. = Tom Cruise... so, Nicole Kidman, Katie whatshername, The Spaniard girl, Mimi Rogers..
Commented Oct 27, 2014 by anonymous
tell us who she is
Commented Oct 27, 2014 by anonymous
fake
Commented Oct 27, 2014 by anonymous
real classy guy aren't you, fucking loser
Commented Oct 27, 2014 by anonymous
Loving it. EVERY waiter and waitress in the world needs to start putting piss and shit in the food and drinks consumed by their rich asshole customers. Make those bastards eat piss and shit every day. I hope they all fucking die.
Commented Oct 27, 2014 by anonymous
I don't know if this is true.but I've been wanting to make A sperm smoothie for my mom & little sister for a while I'm gonna start saving!!