Strange experiences with my husband
Posted Aug 6, 2013 by anonymous | 517 views | 5 comments
The toilet experience...my husband walkes in while I was using the toilet and he needed to pee but I wouldnt let him use the bathtub so I spread my legs and he went ahead and peed right between my legs. Lucky to say he has good aim. Another bathroom experience he wanted company while he was taking a shit and so I sat on his lap just as a joke and he ended up pooping like us in that position....grocery store experience...he was trying to be funny and was going to fart in the midde of an aisle while an older couple shopped on the other side but instead he shit all over himself and threw his shitty boxers away in the restroom trash. Last experience confession...while I was on my period, I was doing the dishes and suddenly gushed blood so I asked him to please change my pad. After a 5 minute guilt tripping arguement he finally did i but then not too long after that it happened again and oh my god was he mad when I asked him to help me again. There is noy a shred of mystery in our marriage.
Commented Aug 7, 2013 by anonymous
Life in the trailer park, one bathroom for 6 fat people
Commented Aug 7, 2013 by anonymous
How do I hold my husband's penis while he pees if he does it sitting down? If you like to though.
Commented Aug 7, 2013 by anonymous
you fucks are dirty white trash honey boo boo scum of the earth
Commented Aug 6, 2013 by anonymous
I let my gf hold it.. and sometimes she gives herself a lil squirt in the face
Commented Aug 6, 2013 by anonymous
It reminds me of an ex-bf who used to let me hold it while he peed. I miss that.