STFU about your kids already
Posted Apr 30, 2014 by anonymous | 377 views | 8 comments
Stop talking to me about your fucking kids. I don't fucking care. I don't like kids. Don't have em. Won't have em. I don't want to hear about your little bastard's school pageant, or your gripes about not enough time in the day cuz you had kids. I'm an adult, and I'm interested in adult conversations. Not some annoying shit about some stupid kids tv show or some crappy finger painting. Unless your kid can sit down and have an intelligent conversation with me about the societal impact of technology, or space exploration, or psychological effects of color schemes, or can finish the NY Times crossword puzzle, I'm really not going to be interested in anything they say. I don't want to come to your 2 year old's birthday party. BECAUSE SHE'S 2. She won't even fucking remember it anyway. You are manipulating the people around you for free swag for your kid. You decided to have the fucking kid, now you want everyone else to pay for them. If your kid actually achieves something real, like a bona fide scientific discovery, or rescues some other kid from a burning bus, yeah - you get bragging rights. Until then, shut the fuck up already.
Commented May 9, 2014 by anonymous
So stop hanging out with her/them.
Commented May 2, 2014 by anonymous
I know exactly how you feel!
Commented May 1, 2014 by anonymous
Kids are not big enough for such a intellectual talk.
Commented Apr 30, 2014 by anonymous
I know, when one of my friends has a kid its pretty much "there goes that friend."
Commented Apr 30, 2014 by anonymous
Got that right. We should kill all the kids right now.
Commented Apr 30, 2014 by anonymous
Kids suck, plain and simple. And parents who do nothing but spew how great little Johnny or little fucking tight cunt Susie is, well, they can kiss my ass and bend over and take my 9" dick up their ass!
Commented Apr 30, 2014 by anonymous
Hey, you kids! Get the fuck off of my lawn!
Commented Apr 30, 2014 by anonymous
Dude I totally agree!