Special sauce on your sandwich?
Posted Nov 1, 2014 by anonymous | 352 views | 6 comments
20+ years ago I worked night shift at a gas station that made and sold deli sandwiches. One very slow night I got bored and went in the cooler to jack off. Before I came I got the idea to shoot my load in the mayo bottle. I stepped out of the cooler, grabbed it and stepped back in and proceeded to pump a huge load into it. After I finished I used a butter knife to stir it up good. The next night I repeated the process. The following night was exceptionally slow and I ended up jacking into the mayo twice. I became worried that someone would notice because I could smell the cum in the mayo, but I left it. Nobody ever said anything about it so I never stopped. I jacked into the mayo bottle every night shift that I worked for three years.
Commented Nov 2, 2014 by anonymous
What did the mayo look like coming out when they used it? I did that while housesitting my rich friends step dads house. Besides shooting my cum all over the house, I fooled around in the fridge, and came in the mayo jar twice. I have big loads, so I was afraid to do it more. I stirred it up well. So did didn't know what it looked like later when used.
Commented Nov 2, 2014 by anonymous
Remind me to never eat condiments from gas stations again...
Commented Nov 2, 2014 by anonymous
EVERY guy working a shit job for minimum wage needs to be doing stuff like this. Make those bastards eat piss and shit.
Commented Nov 2, 2014 by anonymous
No wonder my Gf couldn't get enuff sandwiches!
Commented Nov 2, 2014 by anonymous
Your a sick son of a bitch! You know that!?.. I like it! ;)
Commented Nov 2, 2014 by anonymous
i thought that mayo tasted funny