This is fucked up but you only live once in this fucked up world. I work for a data company that archives companies files as backups. Me & my buddy work the night shifts til 2am making sure files are properly encrypted & archived. It is boring work with lots of down time. We play basketball, we skate & workout among many things to pass the time. We decided out of sheer boredom to find the code of the women's locker room. We found it in the janitor's room which we broke into. Once we got in there we saw a couple of youtube videos on how crack open various locks. I open one that had this girl which I think is super hot. She had a pic of her & her man among many things including, panties & bras. Anyways we both jerked off with different panties but I came on one of them. After I was done I put them back & went on about my business. I went on vacation & during my time off received an email from my boss about needing to speak to the police about a private matter at work. I went to my boss' office after I came back from vacation in the morning but the secretary told me he was gone on business trip & to just call him. I did & once I got hold of him he said the matter was closed?? I didn't asked for details but through the grapevine at work I found out the chic whose panties I decorated went to the police & they actually took it serious enough to take dna samples from it. Unfortunately, first on the list was the janitor who has all the combos & sadly was once already caught taking money from someone's desk. They asked him for a dna swab which he refused & they fired his ass. My friend was all feeling guilty about it & acting weird at work. People were collecting money for the dude & he said we should pitch in with a large amount which I refused. The way I see it he could've fought it as they can't violate his 4th on mear suspicion or any other man in the building. There wasn't shit they could've done but they fire his ass based on prior behavior. My friend told me yesterday that he feels super guilty & that he's going to switch shifts so he doesn't have to work with me anymore. This fucker pissed on the boss cup & took a shit on someone's office which the janitor had to clean. I personally don't feel guilty nor bad about it. Luck of the draw & I'm sure karma has my number. until then, oh well..