shopping
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 90 views | 0 comments
i recently went shopping with friends and found loads of clothes that would be great for my summer holiday ! as i approached the changing rooms i was told by a very sour looking shop assistant that i was only allowed 3 items in with me at a time . so leaving my basket ( in the security of the shop assistant , who probably couldnt care less if someone else picked up my basket containing the only last pair of size 12 , much in season , skinny jeans )i took my 3 bits in with me . after getting totally frustrated trying to fit my overspilling chest into a fantastic corset ( designed specially to make curvy women feel fat ! ) , wiping my now forhead dry and taking a 5 minute break to calm myself down , because the sheer size of the cubicle had made me claustraphobic ! , i headed back out to get my next set of things . heres where the real problem started , when the now very smug assistant told me id have to que again ! in temper i threw down the basket and stormed out of the shop without purchasing a single thing , heading straight to the nearest bar for a large drink !
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