shittin me
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 82 views | 0 comments
most times when i go take a dump, shit gets all on my fingers and hands. today when i shitted (in the stockroom at my job, on the floor with a plastic garment bag as the toilet) i got shit all in my nail! i was kinda mad cuz i just paid 20 bucks on a mani. but the worst part is, i lifted up my finger and smelled my own shit. ugh. also on this subject, last nite at my man's house, someone was in the bathroom. but i couldnt hold myself. i was drinking, and when i drink i'm like a faucet, keep runing and running to the bathroom. so i couldnt wait any longer. i excused myself ran out the house (its like the middle of the night. to my knowledge noone was looking) lifted my skirt a little and pissed on the steps to his back porch. hee hee hee. but i'm for real. hee hee hee. u smellin me? no, cuz when i came back from properly washin up from the shit i took in the stock room, i tried out my new douche from the dollar store, and the plastic thing u stick in your coo coo hole hurts me. i won't douche again. it aint worth the aggravation, or losing that juice. without the juice, what'll i be? thankx 4 listening! hee hee. by the way, i'm not who u think i am!
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