Shit stain
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 107 views | 0 comments
So this one time i was over at my buddies house when i had to take a poostink... we had just ate some seriously gnarly food, and the guys like 'buddy, don't take a shit in this hall bathroom, 'cause shit won't stay down, so i'm holding it in, until the inevitable, when the mortar gives way to unrelenting undead stinkers, i start shitting my self and go to the shitter, when i start shitting in the toilet, obviuosly he wasn;t caring, since i wasn't shitting in his cut anymore... but i forget to not flush whilst STILL POOPING and all this shit comes shooting out of the freeging toilet (!) so shit's everywhere...and i'm still shittiingand i just give up shitting in the toilet and just keep shitting in the tub, which happens to be the cleanest place in the bathroom at this point. this has been happening for about twenty minutes when the guy comes in and starts fighting me! no shit! so i'm squishing the rest of a never-ending shit whilst this fuck is pummeling me, laughing histerically... Then i learned about my small intestine, and the ravagedness of it, form my doc, who says that i'm going to need major surgey and replacement for debilitated intestine caused by drinkiing too much cough syrup... so there
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