Sexy Hijinks Prt: 3
Posted Aug 24, 2011 by HardLuck Hank | 544 views | 4 comments
My First Sleepover and the Golden Shower: She was a thin, green eyed Daria type from my Creative Writing 2 class. I had the biggest crush on her after reading her fucked up poetry about Suicide. -------------------------------------------------------------------I had worn her down and she finally considered me. The two of us had gone to diner, then out for drinks. I must have been doing something right because I found myself in her dorm room. I wasn't sure where her roommate was, though I did hear about how horrible a person in general her roommate was. I asked, "Why do all girls hate each other?" She had taken offense to that, but somehow that lead to us making out. The embarrassing part happens the next morning, so to fast forward. We had awkward, clumsy sex on a twin-sized bed. We fell asleep afterward, which I'm not entirely sure how that worked. Twin-sized beds aren't that big, but I kinda am. I awoke the next morning and went to the bathroom. Sex and drinking makes for a very full bladder. So, I'm standing over the toilet, peeing and I notice that my penis is blowing a bubble. The bubble was yellow and filled wiht smaller bubbles. It took me a moment to realize that I still had my condom on. I was amused with all of this until the condom fell off. The bloated condom fell off my penis and hit the seat. (Sorry, girls. I forgot.) The condom bounced off the seat and splattered on the floor. I snatched a towel off the door and mopped the urine up and then hid the towel in a hamper. I left as fast as I could.
Commented Mar 3, 2013 by anonymous
It's a pleasure to find someone who can idetnfiy the issues so clearly
Commented Dec 11, 2012 by girlie bird
Lol this is funny congrats on usin a condom
Commented Jan 7, 2012 by anonymous
All i had to do was read 'golden shower' and i threw up.
Commented Jan 6, 2012 by anonymous
welllll...i have to say that you were a real sweetie cause you wiped the seatie and congrats for using a condom!!!