Sexy Hijinks Prt. 2
Posted Aug 20, 2011 by HardLuck Hank | 538 views | 1 comments
Face-Sneeze: I once accidentially sneezed in the face of a long-legged pothead with short blonde hair.----------------- I had taken a Sexually Transmitted Diseases Class for a Bio/Lab elective. I've always had an interest in biology and was doing well in the class. One day, a granola type hottie approached me, saying she was failing the class and was on academic probation. I want to say the rest of this post will read like a Penthouse Forum letter, but alas no. I spent most of my time with her studying or me talking and her staring blankly. She really was a pothead, I swear. Before the final, I had completely given up on her passing and attempted to have sex with her. Few beers and tokes and we were ready. We were laying on the floor, the books forgotten and talking about how William S. Borroughs was on heirone. I leaned in and kissed her. She started laughing. (Girls are always laughing at me. Don't know how to get them to stop.) To speed things up a little, she kissed me back, we started making out, I rolled her on top of me, dry humping, hand up her shirt, hand down my pants and SEX! In spite of the laughing, this experience wasn't at all humiliating, so the part of myself that hates myself jumped into action. Before I popped like a champaigne bottle, I shuttered in a breath of air and felt a tickle. It was one of those sneezes you think you can stop until it explodes forth. I sneezed in her face and she got right the fuck off me. It wasn't like I had launched a full-out snot-rocket, but it still was admittedly gross. I apologized and she called me an asshole. I collected my things and left. She ended up failing and being kicked out, but I think she had spun the tale to a few other girls before she did.
Commented Dec 11, 2012 by girlie bird
Lol this is hella funny like dude i sneezed one time in a guys face that i was havin sex with tooo lol but he jus wiped his face with my panties and then we kept goin lol