Self-Importance
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 93 views | 0 comments
Common Cell Phone Rules: 7. Don't use your phone to try to impress anyone. We all have phones. We all know that you can use them to call super great people. Unless you have a piece that can do laundry or print money, don't think anything you do or anyone you talk to will impress me. 11. You cell phone isn't an accessory. Keep your bluetooth out of your ear when you aren't speaking on the phone. Keep your phone off your belt unless you have a job that necessitates it. Seriously, you aren't important. Get off the damn phone. I don't want to hear one more absolutely ridiculous conversation in public, ever again. Or so help me God, I will have to jab you repeatedly in the eye with your attenna. Die, for God's sakes, Die.
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