Secrets about me that girls dont know
Posted Oct 31, 2013 by anonymous | 549 views | 10 comments
I am 37 and probably one of the most eligible bachelors in my town, there are alot of girls that are interested in me because of my looks, my charm, my personality, my six pack abs, the fact that I have been seen in three major motion pictures as an extra, I can fly airplanes, I am college educated, I can make them laugh any given day of the week, I am 100% loyal, and just an all around great and large personality that lights up the room when I walk in. But what they dont know is that I lived at home until I was 35, my mom still gives me money, still cooks for me, still pays my car insurance, I make shit for money, less than 3000 last year to be exact, I snore so loud not even sleeping beauty could sleep around me, I am utterly horrific in bed, I can barely get it up and if and when I do I last less than 5 seconds, I still suck my thumb from an abusive childhood, I fart alot, and I am really unable to love or have feelings just because I never experienced it as a child. So I therefore spend every waking moment pushing girls away so they don't have to know the ugly truth about me.
Commented Nov 3, 2013 by anonymous
isn't it nice to have dreams
Commented Nov 1, 2013 by anonymous
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Commented Nov 1, 2013 by anonymous
stopped reading when came to your stupid words about your "charm".
Commented Nov 1, 2013 by anonymous
wow! you're a 37 wonder of horseshit!!
Commented Oct 31, 2013 by anonymous
I agree about the dead beat momas boy part, its really hard to break out of the co-dependence when you've been around it your whole life, I need to hear that stuff though.
Commented Oct 31, 2013 by anonymous
so do lots and lots of people.. relax.. no one is born good in bed.. its a skill u acquire from guess who.. the chics themself! trust me ur life is normal.. well.. with a few changes like getting a job and being ur own man and not a dead beat momma's boy! plus ul need u some self esteem cause i trust u lack that. peace.
Commented Oct 31, 2013 by anonymous
Yeah but terrible in bed!!!! Huge disappointment
Commented Oct 31, 2013 by anonymous
erryone on earth has their own issues man.. even those girls have issues you wudnt imagine. im charming, speak good english, educated etc but havnt had gotten laid in two years.
Commented Oct 31, 2013 by anonymous
You better be get married in you life soon.
Commented Oct 31, 2013 by anonymous
Yhu know no one will understand a thing if yhu tellem. I kinda feel Yo pain bro. We all in this life. Don't shut yourself up