satan
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 120 views | 1 comments
Just minutes before the church services started the townspeople >>> >> > >were >>> >> > >sitting in their pews and talking. >>> >> > >Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone >> started >>> >> > >screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other >> in a >>> >> > >frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. >>> >> > > >>> >> > >Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly >> gentleman who >>> >> > >sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the >> fact >>> >> >that >>> >> > >God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. >>> >> > > >>> >> > >So Satan walked up to the old man and said, 'Don't you know who I >> am?' >>> >> > > >>> >> > >The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.' >>> >> > > >>> >> > >'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked. >>> >> > > >>> >> > >'Nope, sure ain't' said the man. >>> >> > > >>> >> > >'Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?' asked Satan. >>> >> > > >>> >> > >'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even >> tone. >>> >> > >'Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, >>> >> > >physical >> agony >>> >> > >forever?' >>> >> > > >>> >> > >'Yep,' was the calm reply. >>> >> > > >>> >> > >'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan. >>> >> > > >>> >> > >'Nope', the man calmly replied, 'been married to your sister for >>> >> > >45 >>> >> >years.'
Commented Aug 5, 2014 by anonymous
sStaC5 Fantastic blog post. Fantastic.