
Roommate
Posted Mar 21, 2012 by anonymous | 735 views | 5 comments
My roommate fucking pisses me off. She is annoying as hell; never leaves the room, and is a spoilt little princess who needs to be driven everywhere. She is a quarter japanese and was raised in an all-white home but is obsessed with asian culture. Her father is the vp of an insurance company but she still gets more financial aid than me because of this. Nothing she gets is merit-based but "multi-cultural" and she seems to think that there's nothing wrong with this. Really fucking clingy. I'm transferring to a bigger school next year and she will not stop trying to persuade me to stay here. I'm her only "friend" here, so she talks to me constantly or watches korean soap operas- even though she can't speak it. Never does her work and is always skipping class, but she always seems to get away with it. She is glued to the computer where her boyfriend can see her. They have to be able to watch each other sleep at night so I have to sleep with a pillow over my head to block out the light and I'm always waking up in the middle of the night to this grating "hm?" noise that she makes or whispering in her baby voice. This is my first year in college and my first experience with a roommate. Within 20 minutes of first meeting her, she tells me that her boyfriend is gonna show up. At first I thought she was joking, but twenty minutes later, there he was. Seriously, who the fuck thinks its ok to force someone you just met to have to sleep 3 feet away from you and your boyfriend cuddling (they (or she) doesn't believe in sex until marriage). I thought I was in fucking hell when I woke up that first morning to their baby-talk. He pretty much lived with us ( I actually started sleeping with other people and left on the weekends to get away from them) for the first two weeks until I said something when she had him over without asking me. For awhile I felt bad because she had nobody here and I didn't invite her out with friends she just doesn't seem to fucking get it.
Commented Sep 26, 2012 by anonymous
Jump in bed with the two others, suck his dick and see if she stays around. If she does, keep sucking him every day. Eventually, begin licking her muff. It's a win-win!
Commented Aug 29, 2012 by anonymous
I agree. Murderer seems to be the only reasonable option.
Commented Mar 28, 2012 by anonymous
just kill her
Commented Mar 26, 2012 by anonymous
uh, trade you for mine. i pay the rent on the house and all the bills, she lives there for free. she can't get a job, complains she never has any money, slept in my bed while i was away cos she couldn't afford her own mattress, but can somehow afford to buy litre containers of cold rock icecream and goes out all weekend. when i was graciously given a barely used queen sized mattress by my good friend for my bed, she claimed it and put it on my old double bed frame that i gave her. whinges cos i don't own a washing machine, computer or tv and continually asks when i'm going to buy these items. she eats nothing but junk food and hides it in her room. she eats all the meat i buy, but never the vegetables or fruit. her room smells like fungassy stale mouldy mushrooms and old lady stink. she feels like she is hard done by, that somehow she is owed more, that her talents are exceptionally great when in fact they are mediocre. she takes every opportunity to make me feel like lss than her. and the worst part? i can't bring my partner home on the rare weekends i get to see him because she doesn't approve of our relationship. she doesn't say this, but she did make it pertty clear the couple of times i did bring him home. seriously, i'll swap housemates with you in a second.
Commented Mar 22, 2012 by anonymous
Just leave the room & find another roommate for you that would be the best solution of your problem.