romeo and Juliet translated
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 113 views | 0 comments
(and done in modern day language and scenery)....Act 1: Balthasar :are you shooting the bird at me? Romeo's servant Yes im shooting the bird...but not at you. Balthsthar: you lying asshole you ARE shooting the bird at me! Benvolio: hey stop all the B/S and have peace Tybalt: Peace, man F-that I hate peace, all montegues and YOU! (Tybalt gets out a 44 magnum and starts shooting, they all fire back at it each other)...
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