R.I.P.
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 116 views | 0 comments
Let us all now mourn the sad loss of Elasto Spring Man. May he rest in pieces. (pgs 18229-18228) Let it not be said that he didn't go out without a fight. Let it also not be said that he was all that bright for waving a hot pink cape in front of a Sarbipp. It is with deepest regret that we will have to replace Elasto Spring Man. We will be replacing him with COWARDLY MAN~~~ Where ever there is danger he will not be found. When there is crime on the streets he will be in his home where it's safe. When he sees a robbery in progress he will close his eyes. When he hears someone cry for help he will cover his ears and run off like a sissy. When fights break out in a tavern you will find him hiding under the bar. His only weakness is being confronted by an enemy. If he can't get away we'll have to remane him YELLOW STAINED PANTS AND PUDDLE MAN!
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