Random Ejaculations
Posted Nov 15, 2014 by anonymous | 267 views | 6 comments
It just happens at any given moment even when I'm not erect. It happens at school, home, church, any where! I remember we had a special event with two famous artist at our school. They wanted twenty volunteers to paint halfway nude pictures of. I ignorantly volunteered. My private parts where exposed and my chest was bare. They had given me a purple and black colorful piece of fabric that was made to cover half my stomach and waist. Everything else exposed. The two artist had me stand in a pose that called for me to flex. About twenty minutes later I blew a HUGE load for no apparent reason.... The artist had a blank expression on their face. My cum had managed to get on their paper they where drawing on. The fucked up part about this was is they where both men about 50 to 55 years old.
Commented Nov 15, 2014 by anonymous
Wow, that sounds a super case of premature ejaculation.
Commented Nov 15, 2014 by anonymous
Yeah you shouldn't have volunteered for that shit then. You sound like some guy they just spoke to on Howard Stern recently who had uncontrollable orgasms. He talked about how they kept happening at his father's funeral and shit. Now that guy I feel bad for. Not to say I don't feel bad for you; I do. As men we love to cum, but to cum every moment of every day and realize what true hell it must be sounds like an episode of the Twilight Zone albeit a very, very filthy episode of the Twilight Zone.
Commented Nov 15, 2014 by anonymous
Go to the hospital. Brain tumors can cause that.
Commented Nov 15, 2014 by anonymous
Oops, doctor**
Commented Nov 15, 2014 by anonymous
You need to see a docter...
Commented Nov 15, 2014 by anonymous
Gigity!