Pussy is obsolete
Posted Sep 22, 2011 by anonymous | 496 views | 6 comments
The W.H.O. has released a statement officially declaring pussy to be obsolete and unhealthy for males between the ages of 5 to 100. They suggest masturbation as a safe alternative. These recommendations came about after a 25 year study which found that men who interact with pussy suffer the following symptoms: Money is continually drained from their wallets and bank accounts. The chances of STD's greatly increases. There is also stress related to listening to a constant stream of nagging and complaining. There are also some concerns about the effects of breathing air contaminated by aging, foul smelling pussy.
Commented Dec 23, 2012 by anonymous
yeah but guys like pussy.
Commented Sep 25, 2011 by anonymous
Well, if pussy is obsolete, how come I still get hard every time I think of banging a hot chick...even when I masturbate I am thinking about pussy, so it is not obsolete, but women sure do bring a lot of unpleasant baggage to a man's life just so he has a place to shoot his load.
Commented Sep 24, 2011 by anonymous
Confessions like this make women very nervous! If pussy isn't valued then women really have no value at all.
Commented Sep 24, 2011 by anonymous
WOW this guy must not can get any?
Commented Sep 23, 2011 by anonymous
I think it's clear what you really mean. It's why your sperm cells get so frustrated, and keep voicing the same complaint that, ' It's impossible to find an egg in all this shit.'
Commented Sep 23, 2011 by anonymous
Ha! Fuckin awesome! shit is true