Pringles up my ass for several weeks
Posted Apr 6, 2014 by anonymous | 531 views | 5 comments
It was the first day of spring, and the family gathered at the local park for the annual family orgy. I have played a crucial role in the orgy since I was 4 years old, but this years events I will never forget. Typically, it is my duty to man the grill, and by grill I mean my anus. I shove all sorts of meats up there until I'm to the point of bursting. To cook, Uncle Hank shoves a piping hot coal in there and smokes the meats to perfection. After they've been perfectly cooked, the rest of the orgy takes a break from relentlessly ravaged each others rectums, and feasts on my ass meats. After the feast, the orgy resumes, my ass has been cleansed, and I joined in the fun. But what happens next has never happened before, and has made me question if I'll be able to rejoin the orgy next year. I was buried under Grandma May and Bucky, when Bucky fucked Grandma May so hard her bladder exploded. I was used to this, it happened most years, but in my moment of shock I noticed a massive strain in my ass. I was used to things being up there, I had just roasted meats for the feast in my ass, but this was unbearable. To my dismay, I turned around to see Hank ramming a fresh can of Pizza Pringles up my ass. I was screaming in horror but Hank wouldn't stop. He got the can halfway up in, and i heard the lid pop off inside me. I looked into Hanks eyes and begged him to stop, but his eyes were dead. He up-ended the entire can of Pringles into my butthole. I drove home, not saying a word to anyone of the incident, and to this day I have had Pringle shards stuck in my large intestine for the past month 4 weeks.
Commented Apr 7, 2014 by anonymous
Several weeks you are in a big pain try to recover from it.
Commented Apr 7, 2014 by anonymous
So much bullshit, so little time.............
Commented Apr 6, 2014 by anonymous
LOL dafuq did you smoke when you wrote this shit.
Commented Apr 6, 2014 by anonymous
poor grandma may
Commented Apr 6, 2014 by anonymous
I find this relatable since Pizza Pringles are my favorite kind lol