pregnancy
Posted Nov 29, 2014 by anonymous | 301 views | 3 comments
I like to pretend I'm a sterile gay man when I move to a new town, I don't really MOVE but my job has me going in and out of towns every few weeks, and I meet an overly sensitive woman who supports gay men. I then ask her if she wouldn't mind being a surrogate mother for me because I want a baby sooo bad and 7 times out of 10 they say "omg! Yes!" And I tell her I want it to be a natural baby so ask her to fuck her husband or whomever she's with to get pregnant and get me a baby. That works 4 times out of 10. They start fucking and trying to get pregnant and I say I have to go out of town for family and give them my email to message me if they find out she's pregnant before I come back and I leave them for good. I've had 4 families message me about mmy"child" and letting me know they are pregnant and I act all happy through msg and eventually stop replying. After a month or two I start to get frantic messages and the couple are freaking out. I enjoy this so much. Can't wait to do it again. IM NOT EVEN GAY Lol
Commented Dec 7, 2014 by anonymous
Oh thats mean!
Commented Nov 29, 2014 by anonymous
This is great lmao
Commented Nov 29, 2014 by anonymous
This is probably the dumbest shit I've ever read