Potty break
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 179 views | 0 comments
While travleing with my husband to another state I ate somthing that did not agree with me and got VERY sick to my stomch. SOO after spending what seemed like forever in a gas station bathroom I was ready to hit the road again.... And boy did I. It was 3:00am and we were on a VERY remote strech of highway when 'OH crap' it hit me a again (and not in a good way like the Brittny song). After searching long a hard for a bathroom to use I finely just told him 'Pull over NOW, I'll go on the side of the road' so here I sit on a guard rail my butt hanging over pooping for all I'm worth and wiping with left over napkins form Wendy's earlier!! When I notice a light (no not a ufo) and behold there is a Denny's sitting right behind me with every patron, cook, and member of wait staff looking at my BUTT!! Was my face red I ran jumped in that car yelling at my husband 'DRIVE, GO, GO, GO'!! I think he thought I had robbed someone. Later when I told him what had happened he cryed becase he was laughing so hard. Lets just say I have seen the light and now look before I squat.
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