Piss Weed.
Posted Sep 23, 2013 by anonymous | 329 views | 2 comments
A few years back, my friend was rooming with this girl we all hated. She would trash the apartment and leave it for us to clean up, she ate all of our food, and her personal hygiene left something to be desired. One day she left about an eighth of weed out on the kitchen table. For a second I contemplated smoking it but, deciding that was too easily traced back to us, I took it the bathroom instead. I had to take a wicked piss. Gingerly, I held the bag of weed in the toilet and peed into it, making sure to dump out the excess when I was done. Afterward, we blow dryed each individual nug until it was deemed dry and smokeable and placed the bag back on the table where we originally found it. That night, as soon as his roommate came home from work, she packed a fat bowl and we all sat around and watched her smoke it with glee. Probably the only weed that was ever offered to me that I turned down without hesitation. To this day we joke about how she smoked my piss weed and we watched and reveled in it.
Commented Sep 24, 2013 by anonymous
you are the most annyoing mother fucker on the planet. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Commented Sep 24, 2013 by anonymous
That was nothing strange in it.