Pedorito
Posted Mar 26, 2014 by anonymous | 294 views | 8 comments
As I was about to go get my regular coffee before work, I saw this man dressed as a giant Doritos chip. I walked over to him out of pure curiosity and found out he was selling Doritos key chains. I bought one for myself and hooked it to my car keys. Before I left, he grabbed my arm and whispered into my ear: "I love you, Katherine." and that was my real name. How could he know my real name?! He is the Pedorito, I know it sounds funny, but the Pedorito strikes fear into me every time I see or hear it. I saw the same Pedorito walking down my street one day, and he was following me on my way to work in my car, he was right behind me at every turn in that same exact Doritos costume. Please, if you ever see a man in a Doritos suit, RUN LIKE HELL. Be careful or the Pedorito might get you! I fear he is even watching me write these words. But please, I cannot stress this enough! BE CAREFUL OF THE PEDORITO
Commented Mar 27, 2014 by anonymous
It seems that this pedorito is your dirty fantasy. Is your dad the pedorito? Is he naked under neath? Did he gave you a taste of his salty goodness once and you keep cuming for more? It seems you love this pedorito cause you're a pedorita.
Commented Mar 27, 2014 by anonymous
Just please, be CAREFUL. And run if you ever see a giant Dorito
Commented Mar 27, 2014 by anonymous
But do you really think they'll believe that a man dressed as a Doritos chip is following me everywhere??? Im even starting to see him outside of my window, and one night he came into my house and he. . . lived up to his name
Commented Mar 27, 2014 by anonymous
Just call the Police if he makes any crazy thing with you.
Commented Mar 27, 2014 by anonymous
Woe! Scary! I dont think I'll get to sleep tonight.
Commented Mar 26, 2014 by anonymous
I live Doritos. Pedorito, please follow me home and fill me with your cheesy goodness.
Commented Mar 26, 2014 by anonymous
Its not a giant Dorito, its a man dressed as a giant Dorito, and this is TRUE! He follows me everywhere!!!
Commented Mar 26, 2014 by anonymous
wow.. people lie about anything to get attention. like nobody can see a giant dorito following you