Paranoid Rumor-mongers!
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 85 views | 0 comments
I'm part of a very popular and interesting Hurricanes forum where inquiring minds meet to discuss hockey and all of its subtle nuances, but since the end of the Stanley Cup run, I have become the target of many completely paranoid and senseless speculations about my relationship to Canada et al! I have no issue with Canada! Just because they want to get me (and subsequently ALL Americans) pregnant with their superamazing clone babies doesn't mean I'm in any way obsessed or anxious about Canada! Just because I get chased around a kitchen island or two doesn't mean I'm 'Southern Gal'! It's all coincidence!! Hefty bags and all!!
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