outlaw
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 123 views | 0 comments
where to start... i've lied to collect unemployment and never repaid them lied to get a student loan cheated my way through college lied to judges violated court orders lied about whiplash to collect a settlement i used false information to get an id from the dmv i've been caught driving drunk, without registration, with a suspended licence more than once and have never been arrested and have 0 points (always hire an attorney) driven with no licence or insurance at all i've hit a man with my car i've beat a stripper in a bar with a bottle of budweiser i've solicited prostitutes more times than i can count slept with teenage girls threatened a man with a loaded bb gun in front of witnesses in a kmart parking lot had sex with strippers in stripclubs (there is sex in some champagne rooms) used another person's id used another person's credit purposely harrassed and defamed an ex girlfriend sent threatening letters threatened people lives in front of crowds kicked my ex girlfriends window out 3pm in the afternoon on a sunday with all of the neighbors home worked briefly as a pimp ran an adult website stole thousands of dollars from places i worked stole boxes and boxes merchandise from stores i worked got people's credit and check info from places i worked all of these things without ever being even arrested. i've not served 1 day in jail and my record is squeaky clean. in the eyes of the law, i'm a model citizen. only in america
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