OK, bastard
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 75 views | 0 comments
He's my soulmate. I know he is. He's also married to the wrong person. I waited for him my entire life. He wants to continue to drag his heels and waste my time. I'm tired of being the spiritual, patient one in this karmic situation. He's not even my physical type, the bastard. So starting today, I'm going to go out and get MYSELF a Tracey. By tonight I'm going to spread my legs wide for the next man who comes along, give it to him with all I've got, and enthusiastically marry the wrong person. I hope when 'soulmate' meets me I have three or so kids by whoever this wrong person is, and I intend to rub it in his face and not give him the time of day. Fuck you, Jon.
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