ive always been one to question how most men could have sex with just about anyone no matter how ugly, fat, gross, etc. im definitely the hater who stares at hot guys with their fat girlfriends thinking WTF goes on here. well, ill never admit this to anyone in real life but i got a little test of ugly duck syndrome this weekend. my best friend in the world is a guy. hes not gay although a lot of people say he is. they only think that because his best friend is a chick(me), and he hasnt had a girlfriend in 8 years. the real reason behind that is the fact that hes an ugly duck. really overweight(like peter griffin rounded) and just unattractive. i love him to death(platonically) and no this isnt like a classic case of friends who are in love but dont know it. i have zero romantic feelings for him whatsoever. he doesnt care about me like that either. he always jokes that he wants us to hook up and get married but ive had plenty of guys come and go over the years and hes always been just as cool with them as he is with me. never jealous or distant. i tend to spend a lot more time with him when theres no man in my life as most friends do, so my last few months have been filled with crazy drinking nights for the both of us. this weekend idk wtf was in those drinks but something crazzzyyyyy happened. as usual, after the bar we went back to his house to order dominos and drink until we're almost dead. we blasted the airconditioner and climbed into his huge bed and passed out. well in the middle of the night i woke up for a moment and his hand was on my breast. he was snoring and drooling, totally passed out sleeping. i kinda just shifted myself over a little bit and his hand rubbed over my nipple and i got super turned on. i was definitely a little drunk still, but totally coherent. i was actually laying there thinking "omg stop it dana..you really dont want to do this...this is gross!! you will regret this"... i moved a little bit more and then he moved slightly and the snoring got lower. i turned my head away from him and pretended to be sleeping(to avoid the awkwardness of us waking up while his hand was on my (now)hard nipple). he realized where his hand was and he started rubbing my nipple softly(and yes now he was definitely copping a feel). the more he did it the more i felt chills going through my body and my pussy started to feel tender. i was too embarrassed to let him know i was awake so i just let a tiny little moan so that he wouldnt get nervous and stop. he didnt get close to me for a while but he was just rubbing my breasts and slid down the strap to my tank top. i was gently squirming(and honestly trying to make him think i didnt know what was happening) and then he slid his hand down my stomach and under my shorts. i was so horny that i just went with it. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE. i spread my legs a little and he played with my clit for at least 20 minutes. all the while i was letting out light moans pretending to still be sleeping. it felt sooo amazing but it was reaching that climax point and i got nervous because whenever i masturbate once i climax, whatever it was that was turning me on suddenly has no effect anymore and i just want to wash my hands and turn it off. i tried to prolong it by moving myself up in bed slightly and away from his hand but then he just reached down a little and put his fingers inside me. my pussy was so tight from being stimulated so much and so wet(almost embarrassingly wet) that i just opened my eyes and jolted my head up letting out a loud moan. i took one look at him and i had all these thoughts running through my head like "oh god please dont let him think that this will mean something tomorrow"...but i wasnt even considering stopping at this point. i couldnt bare the thought of him climbing on top of me so i just got up and took my tank top and shorts off and was about to climb on top of him. then i just realized how turned on he was..he was ready to have a heart attack.. and something about how turned on he was made me feel really hot...so i just laid back and started playing with myself(i cant fucking believe this happened with HIM of all people)..ahhhhh this is so insannneeee its like a porno but it really happened and omg hes sooo not my type at all. after about 5 minutes of letting him watch i pulled him up by his shirt and got on my knees leaning up against the wall. at that moment i just thought "oh thank god his penis is big" hahah..we fucked like that for what seemed like hours. he had his finger on my clit so every time i bounced up and down i was getting it from both g spots. it was probably one of the dirtiest and most pleasurable encounters ive ever had. after a came the 4th time my pussy was so sore and all that horniness started to fade..i told him to finish and his response - "i did twice"....that motherfucker busted inside me twice??? WTF i almost killed him. amazing how that made everything just snap back to normal instantly. i was happy the awkward part had been covered with something like that. i showered, made myself a STRONG ASS drink and fell asleep on the couch watching jersey shore. in the morning after some bullshitting about our crazy night he just looked at me and goes "you are the hottest fucking woman i have ever met in my life and i thank you for letting me..ya know...tap it" we both just started hysterically laughing and i asked him to please just never mention it again. he agreed and now its really like it never happened. thank god. we are normal again or at least getting there. i know he probably thinks that it might happen again some day but i know that it wont. that was a one hit wonder for sure. i just fucking pray to fucking god that he never tells anyone because i will move to another country. hes so YUCK ahhhhh