Nobody likes me
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 96 views | 0 comments
I'm a complete tosser with bad breath which smells of college boy cum. My skin smells of piss and my hair stinks of cheap street corner burgers. All onion smell you know? My eyes are bloodshot due to marathon wanking sessions lasting two minutes at a time. I have huge spots on my back which leak this clear fish smelling pus. I haven't washed in five weeks. What I don't understand is how come I struggle to make friends?
No comments yet. Be first!