MY VAGINA
Posted Jun 14, 2013 by anonymous | 622 views | 11 comments
I was masturbating with a golf ball in my vagina.. It wont come out.. I've tried everything.. I even put a vacuum inside my pussy to suck it out.. And I can feel it in there.. All hard.. And it just won't come out.. I'm scared as I've started pooping blood and I think it's somehow related..
Commented Jun 20, 2013 by anonymous
DAMMIT! I can't stop laughing at this shit!!!! hahahahahahahahaha.
Commented Jun 17, 2013 by anonymous
it will come out naturally just try to relax and use your pc muscles. if u have some personal lubricant put that in you too help it come out faster. Your going to be fine. they make balls that u can put inside u to practice holding them with your pc muscles to strengthen them. You just have good muscles.
Commented Jun 16, 2013 by anonymous
I can't stop laughing.
Commented Jun 15, 2013 by anonymous
Hit it with a golf club. You've already got a hole in one. lol
Commented Jun 15, 2013 by anonymous
go to the doctor and use a dildo like other women
Commented Jun 15, 2013 by anonymous
go to a doctor dummy
Commented Jun 15, 2013 by anonymous
Just consult with a doctor for this.
Commented Jun 14, 2013 by anonymous
dude, she has a real problem. get of your fat wrinkly ass, (as i'm sure you got one) give her some actually helpful advice, instead of being an asshole to a person you don't even know. You can thank me for the advice later :) Trolol
Commented Jun 14, 2013 by anonymous
I think you're going to die soon.
Commented Jun 14, 2013 by anonymous
Go to the emergency room. Immediately. I assure you, they've seen stranger things than this, and it's the only safe way for you to handle this particular problem.
Commented Jun 14, 2013 by anonymous
Somehow related? Ya think? You are one dumb ass cunt. Post a pic and maybe we will have some ideas for how to help. I could try licking it out if you're not a fat pig.