
My Son Has a Larger Penis Than I Do.
Posted Apr 6, 2014 by anonymous | 6068 views | 54 comments
This is more like a "I need advice" rather than a confession. A few nights ago, my son (14 years old and epileptic) had a seizure while he was in the shower. I just happen to be in the kitchen when I heard him fall in the shower and heard things knock over. I rushed in to assist him and the absolute first thing I noticed was his penis. It was flaccid, but very large and thick. It was larger flaccid than mine is erect. I could not get it passed me that my 14 year old son, who is skinny and scrawny was able to get something that large, when I am not even half his size. He is fine now (he is on meds, but still has seizures once in a great while) but since then, I cannot get it off my mind that he is well endowed. Because of this obsession, My mind is coming up with all these irrational thoughts: One thought was "I wonder if my girlfriend (she lives with us) has ever seen his penis." Then it goes in depth with thoughts like "If she HAS seen it, did it arouse her? Does she spy on him to see it? Has she seduced him? Has he seduced HER? Does he try and show it off through his pants to her? Have they FUCKED?" I know some of you are thinking I am being ridiculous, but this is what it has done to me. Are there any other dads out there who knows (or suspects) their son is more endowed than they are? If so, how did or are you handling it?!
Commented Dec 4, 2014 by anonymous
In a woman's eyes, a big, thick 8 incher or more IS a real man to her. Big dicks are visually stimulating to women, get their pussies wet. The boy may be 15, but is he's packing, he's a MAN.
Commented Dec 4, 2014 by anonymous
It is sad that all you baby dick faggots assume your girlfriends are pedophiles. Your sons are 15 for fucks sake, most women want MEN not boys.
Commented Dec 4, 2014 by anonymous
i am in the same boat as you man. ever since my son was a little boy, hes always walked around in flimsy sweats, but he just turned 15 a while ago and i am noticing his penis is starting to grow bigger through his sweats and its BIG. it is obvious he does not wear underwear either. its bad enough seeing him parade around the house and making me jealous, but when my gf comes over for dinner or to hang out, i am desperately trying to make sure she does not see my son in sweats, for fear she will get aroused by his size. I want to tell him to either wear something not so flimsy OR wear underwear, but if i tell him that, he is going to want to know why and i have no idea what to say - "son, your penis has gotten so big that it is always showing, can you please hide it?" so yeah i don't want to tell him that because then he may develop an ego about it and he will suspect he is bigger than me and then show it off even more. so i understand your feeling man, im 33 and my son is only 15 and scrawny as fuck, and i can just tell through his pants he has a bigger one than me, fucking sucks.
Commented Dec 4, 2014 by anonymous
I want to thank (SOME) of you for the true, sincere advice. In response to the very recent comment, you are wrong on both accounts. My son and I's dicks are extremes - I have a very small dick, not even 5 inches hard, and my son is indeed, pretty large. I only saw him flaccid, and it looked like a bottle of water dangling between his legs. I cannot even fathom his hard size and I do not WANT to know. Anything else you want to say to make me feel less of a man than my 14 year old son? Thanks...
Commented Dec 4, 2014 by anonymous
You say your son has a bigger dick than you, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's hung, right? Perhaps he is simply average size (5-6 inches) and YOU are just very tiny. Or are you average and he is hung?
Commented Aug 4, 2014 by anonymous
fD43Nx Say, you got a nice article.Really thank you! Fantastic.
Commented Aug 4, 2014 by anonymous
that last part....kinda turns me on knowing that. im only about 2 hard.
Commented Jul 14, 2014 by anonymous
Nothing to get "hung" up on about...I see what ya did there. hehe.
Commented May 12, 2014 by anonymous
I know, i wish my dad did that!!!!
Commented May 11, 2014 by anonymous
his sons gonna get lots of pussy, girls love big dicked guy, no matter what they say. even studies have shown that women choose a bigger dick over smaller. unless his son turns out gay then the boys will really love his big meaty dong in their butts
Commented May 7, 2014 by anonymous
my bud is really into penis enhancement, he gained about an inch. And he went full throttle with it with his son, because its way more effective early in life. He has his son do daily jelqing and stretching with DHT gel as a lubricant. His son is 13 now, and he says he measured it at 8 inches, and said its insanely vascular and thick. And he says that he has plenty of growing years ahead of him, hes just getting started, he wants to make him into a monster. He isnt worried, hes proud, and brags about him, which is annoying, but better than your attitude. Though I admit I feel a little bit intimidated by this kid, which is sad as hell.
Commented May 7, 2014 by anonymous
Honestly, I think it is fucking hot when young dudes have twice the size of my baby dick. Love it when the teen boys at the gym see my baby dick and laugh and show their buddys, its hot knowing they are already REAL men at a young age
Commented May 7, 2014 by anonymous
r u retarded? food has nothing to do with it and age has nothing to do with penis size once a boy passes puberty. a 12 year old can be hung like a donk. to all you baby dick insecure assholes, YES there are 12 year olds out there that pack twice as much as you.
Commented May 7, 2014 by anonymous
Grow up dude. Once puberty hits, age does not discriminate penis size. If you want to feel even more shitty, I remember catching my nephew playing doctor with the neighbors daughter, to my surprise, he had a very large penis for only being 12, and like your son, my nephews soft size was still bigger than mine hard. But i surely dont give no fucks about it. Point is, PENIS SIZE JUST HAPPENS regardless of ages.
Commented May 5, 2014 by anonymous
wtf
Commented May 5, 2014 by anonymous
dude that sucks
Commented May 4, 2014 by anonymous
im 16 and my brother is barely 14 and i just saw his a few weeks ago and it is WAYYYY longer and thicker flaccid then mine is erect. and just as bad aparently my parents had a change of heart about circumcision AFTER I was born, so his is covered in nice foreskin and mine is already wrinkled, so he gets way more pleasure in life than me. i truly hate my life.
Commented May 3, 2014 by anonymous
Here is what you NEED to do: Buy an absurdly elongated car, to symbolically reclaim your sense of male potency. Then play some generic 80s hard rock on the radio, drive to a tunnel, and enter it until the tail end of the car is encompassed by the tunnel. Then reverse until the car is outside the tunnel. Repeat this maneuver, as a crude simulation of fucking with a very large penis. However, this is very important, make sure you do this on the wrong side of the road, so that eventually you will collide head-on with a 18 wheeler truck, accordion-folding the front of your car so that it is very short and wrinkled, like a small, flaccid penis, thus re-emasculating you. PROBLEM. SOLVED.
Commented May 2, 2014 by anonymous
remember that everytime you see your penis. sooner or later you will want to put that meat in your mouth and feel its size.
Commented Apr 27, 2014 by anonymous
Also keep in mind, body size and sometimes age makes a difference on how big or small their penis looks. When a prepubescent boy is skinny, he can have a 5 inch penis and it is going to look massive, because of his age and his skinny body. My partner is 19 and he is 6 foot tall and 120 lbs and I am 29, 6 foot 4 inches tall, 350 lbs. Get this: We are BOTH the same size which is 6 inches, but put us side by side, and he looks WAY more hung than me.
Commented Apr 27, 2014 by anonymous
omg, what are you parents feeding your kids?! How are boys getting such big dicks at an early age?!
Commented Apr 27, 2014 by anonymous
Duuude you are getting WAY too irrational over this. First I have to ask, if your son is that well endowed, how could you never have noticed? I say this because my son is 15, and I have never seen him naked (except as a baby), but I know he has a large penis because it is VERY noticeable through his sleep pants, basketball shorts, boxers, etc. My kid is definitely pleasuring some girls with that and I am certain he is bigger than me, I am not jealous of him! If anything, I am more like Way to go son! Being jealous of your son because he got a college education and makes lots of money is more acceptable than being jealous of him over something genetic and he has no control over. Grow up man, your son is not boinking your GF. Think of it like this, did you EVER feel this way BEFORE you saw his penis size?
Commented Apr 27, 2014 by anonymous
Now THAT is hot....got me hard.
Commented Apr 25, 2014 by anonymous
have to agree with this dude... when i was in high school.. there was a 16yo with a 10" soft dick that he use to swing around like a towel in the boys locker room. I use to hate him cuz all the pretty girls use to cling to him like static and you just knew he was fucking every one of them....
Commented Apr 25, 2014 by anonymous
lmao... so.. let me get this straight.... your son is in a medical emergency in the shower... and all you can think about is the size of his cock. ... WOW!! Not only do you have a little tiny penis... but you SUCK as a parent too. Of course your gf is getting fucked by your son..... she wants a real man... not some insecure lil baby dick assclown like you.
Commented Apr 18, 2014 by anonymous
Ha, please tell me you are kidding. Did you not take health classes in school? Boys can go through puberty as young as 10. I used to be a PE teacher at a junior high for 10 years, and I can vouch, most of the boys I saw were fairly large, especially the tall skinny lanky ones.
Commented Apr 18, 2014 by anonymous
I call BS on this - How can your son be so large down there when he is only 14?
Commented Apr 18, 2014 by anonymous
Sounds like you WANT your sons big dong...in ya butt. fag.
Commented Apr 13, 2014 by anonymous
But seriously dude. Women do go by size but if you don't trust your gf why would you be with her anyway? But I understand though, women are just fucked up so yeah. But just ask her about it bro.
Commented Apr 13, 2014 by anonymous
Lmfao. The truth
Commented Apr 12, 2014 by anonymous
no man...im small. when im hard, its basically the same size as a D battery.
Commented Apr 12, 2014 by anonymous
I agree with this post. My son (hes 25) just got vanity plates for his truck and it reads "9 inches" I asked told him jokingly, "haha very funny son, thats gonna disappoint a lot of girls" and without skipping a beat, his buddy next to him said "He wont, trust me!" So yeah, now i know my son is 9 inches and to be honest, the first thing that popped in my head was "damn son, get those ladies!" because i myself have failed in the fucking department, i am only about 4.5 inches hard and YES people..size matters. ive been cheated on and dumped and through word-of-mouth from my friends and my ex's friends, its mostly my small size.
Commented Apr 12, 2014 by anonymous
thats fucking hot man, im tiny, like not even 5 hard, so please humiliate me all you want, you big dicked stud. im 45, wife is 42, she and i have discussed having a 3rd guy - young, big cock, and knows how to fuck.
Commented Apr 11, 2014 by anonymous
lol thats really gay, get a bf
Commented Apr 10, 2014 by anonymous
everyone that has a small cock says its not the size its how you use it , bull shit , .size matters its the other way around if you have a big dick then you have to know how to use it , you should be proud of your son not being a small fry.like you
Commented Apr 9, 2014 by anonymous
I'm blessed like your son. I'm 25 though. Does that make you jealous? Your girlfriend or wwife would drool at the hips if she saw me.
Commented Apr 8, 2014 by anonymous
Hahaha u dick it's not that he's got a big dick it's just yours is so tiny! Women are slaves to their hormones idiot, just because she saw someone with a normal sized dick doesn't mean she would fuck him, and if the first thing u noticed was his penis then I think u should dump your girlfriend and get a boyfriend. Haha
Commented Apr 8, 2014 by anonymous
Whatever he is taking, I want it. Just erks me when these teenage punks have big dicks, and you know a lot of them are alla bout milfs, so there goes our wives! my wife wanted to join a nudist camp..yeah right. the moment she sees a big dick, especially on a teen guy, she will get so wet and leave me.
Commented Apr 7, 2014 by anonymous
That bitch has never had a big superhung mandingo black cock so she's clueless.
Commented Apr 7, 2014 by anonymous
At last an adult reply to this post well said and to the point!.
Commented Apr 7, 2014 by anonymous
Giving a something special to your son to know his secret of that thing.
Commented Apr 7, 2014 by anonymous
I can tell you're full of it & naive. Go ask cougar what she would want in a hot date & def ain't gonna be a short guy with a short dick. Women (not girls) know exactly what works & what they want. It doesn't take a 10" cock to satisfied but I can assure you that a 2", 3", 4", 5" won't make the grade & just like men cheat with women with bigger tits, women cheat with men with bigger dicks.
Commented Apr 7, 2014 by anonymous
You are focusing on your insecurities instead on focusing on your son. Not only do you have a small dick but you probably suck at fucking too; GET OVER IT LOSER!11
Commented Apr 7, 2014 by anonymous
sure!! just like studies shows men don't prefer blondes, they prefer small breast & they love flat asses; GET FUCKING REAL ASSWIPE!!
Commented Apr 7, 2014 by anonymous
Yes he's fucking her with his big fat cock. Get over it.
Commented Apr 6, 2014 by anonymous
It's nothing to get hung up about so your son has a large penis so what?, The only one with a problem about it is you along with your own insecurities about your own size, Men come in all sizes the same as womens breasts come in all sizes some guys love big breasts other prefer smaller ones, It's the same with women some like a large penis others dont, There is way too much reliance on size it realy doesn't matter a guy with a huge cock can be just as much a crap lover as any other guy, The only thing that keeps the big penis crap going is the porn industry it sells movies, For myself i'm average size and dont give a shit what size other guys have i educated myself to be the best lover i can possibly be and i have pleased many many women, Whereas a freind of mine with a ten inch thick penis gets little to no sex as in reality it scares the shit out of most women it's great in fantasy but in reality it is a totaly different thing.
Commented Apr 6, 2014 by NekoMimiLove
again to a majority that doesn't mean that everyone has the same preferences and thinks in the "exact" same way. I have dated guys with 2" dicks (when hard) and that mean't nothing to me ... because one they knew how to use it and two ... they were nice guys they cant help what they were given with at birth.
Commented Apr 6, 2014 by NekoMimiLove
I will go play with my ps3 for 1 and 2 if a woman cheats well then again they are horrible individuals that don't need to be so easily dated horny men like yourselves date them without another thought ... I dont know if mean just like dumb cheating women or if they are just so desperate they wont wait around for a decent girl that isn't a slut and for your information i am not a breed of dog so u calling me a bitch is invalid to me
Commented Apr 6, 2014 by anonymous
My question is, how do you feel after thinking that they may be having sex behind your back? Personally it excites me to think my husband might be fucking my daughter.
Commented Apr 6, 2014 by anonymous
Oh we KNOW women are pedos too! Why do you think there are so many cases of female teachers having sex with their underage male students. To the chick who commented below about how size doesn't matter, haha yea right. I can guarantee you that the boys those teachers were having sex with, all of them had bigger dicks than the husbands they were cheating on! Age doesn't matter with penis size, a 12 year old can be bigger than a 40 year old. but yeah, size matters to most women.,
Commented Apr 6, 2014 by anonymous
If you REALLY are curious, check their phones or their phone bills for calls dialed or texting. Not to scare you man, but unfortunately, this is how I found out MY wife was cheating on me, with my son (her step son). I borrowed my wife's phone because mine was dead, and before I dialed out, she got a text. Her phone has a feature where you can see the text message scroll and it said "thinking of you". Being suspicious, I opened the text, and it was a picture of a very large erect penis. That wasn't the worst part. The worst part was in the background, I noticed it was in my 15 year old son's bedroom. Immediately, I was sick to my stomach. Not only was my wife cheating on me, but she was a pedophile (yes guys, women can be pedophiles too!) So check their phones mate. They are mini-cheater catchers!
Commented Apr 6, 2014 by anonymous
Yep. Recent studies are proving that size DOES matter to the majority of women.
Commented Apr 6, 2014 by anonymous
ohhhh!! shut the fuck up bitch!! the fuck you know about anything. if it wasn't about size bitches wouldn't be cheating on their husbands or the dick enlargement industry wouldn't be a 2 billion dollar business. go play with your xbox
Commented Apr 6, 2014 by NekoMimiLove
Just wanted to say it isn't about the size it is how you use it so never me ashamed of your penis even if it is a little smaller than others and I think if your girl friend is living with you then she must really like you and I highly doubt she would be doing such things. if you are really curious you could ask. I know it sounds weird but then u would be able to find out and if she isn't well she will probably just laugh about it with u later in life :)