My Scary lookin dick
Posted Oct 22, 2014 by anonymous | 415 views | 5 comments
Since I was 13 I always wondered about my little dick. I used to ask myself "is it supposed to be shaped that way?" And "Why do I have a big chunk of skin hanging over my little dick head?" Not to mention "Is there supposed to be tentacle like bumps around the rim of my little dick head?" I remember when I first came out to someone about it. "Dad" I called. "Yeah, son?" "Is my penis supposed to be shaped like a triangle?" "What?" "Nothing, dad" that was the very first time I brought it up. The second time I asked my big brother about it who was at the time 16. "Max" "Whats up dillweed?" "Is my little dick supposed to be shaped like a triangle?" "Haha! Are you serious?" "Its not funny, Max!" "Show me, dillweed!" I hesitated about that for a while but thinking I could trust my brother I showed him. Before I realized it my big brother threw up all over the place. "What the fuck was that?" My brother asked. That was my little pener wacker, Max. I even remember that time I was at a friends sweet sixteen when I was 15. I had finally scored a girl and my little pener wacker was trying to stand up. We went into my friends bedroom and started making out. She started touching my crouch. "Take it out" she said. "Are you sure" I asked. "Yeah, take it out" she said. "Mmmkay" I said. It was dark so she didn't see it. The girl started touching it and said "Toby stop joking around" I said "What are you talking about?" She got up and turned the light on. When she saw my little pener wacker she fainted. I kid you not. Now I'm a 64 year old man just awaiting the day when I'll meet a lady that will accept my now wrinkled tiny pener wacker. Are you the one?
Commented Oct 25, 2014 by anonymous
lol
Commented Oct 23, 2014 by anonymous
I am the one and I believe I have found u. my love. I am a 60 year old women with a shriveled up vagina. I have white pubs and flaps like curtains at the theater .
Commented Oct 23, 2014 by anonymous
k just a little more. the first one.
Commented Oct 23, 2014 by anonymous
Haha!
Commented Oct 22, 2014 by anonymous
LOL!! WHAT THE FUCK!!