my penis is now full of splinter
Posted Aug 29, 2014 by anonymous | 279 views | 2 comments
Let me start off by saying, I'm a semi-famous professional ventriloquist, you may have heard of me, but when I preform I really lose myself in my characters and sometimes they do and say things that i would NEVER do myself. But one time when my wife was out and I was practicing with a new dummy, we'll call her Becky, well Becky turned out to be a total wooden whore, she would constantly move toward my crotch and it was making me REALLY FUCKING HORNY, so I had to whip it out right then, well Becky started off slow just rubbing against my crotch but then she started blowing me. IT WAS AMAZING totally worth having to pull splinters out of my shaft, but now when I have sex with my wife I can't get it up anymore without pretending she's one of my dummies.
Commented Aug 29, 2014 by anonymous
LMFAO!!! THis is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Funny!!!
Commented Aug 29, 2014 by anonymous
mm should share some of that becky with me what youre number? ;)