My Obese Neighbor Has Someone Mow His Tiny Lawn
Posted Oct 19, 2013 by anonymous | 398 views | 3 comments
I feel terrible about thinking this, so please forgive me, I really have nothing against fat people, but... It's Saturday morning and my neighbor has a dude with a leaf blower come over every Saturday morning and for 90 minutes or so, I have to listen to the loud, constant roar of that fucking thing. I'm talking about 7:30 AM, or 8. Then I see my neighbor and he's a fat balloon, belly hanging over his pants, an intelligent, healthy man. I like his taste in music, and we smile and wave when we see each other. Nothing against the guy. His lawn is tiny, though. Why in the hell doesn't he save the money, put on some work clothes, walk out side his house and do the work himself? I want to go over there and snatch the leaf blower out of the guy's hands and smash it. On the other side of my house, neighbor has a dog that barks whenever anyone comes out of the house, to empty garbage, go to the garage, or enter the backyard. It's like being yelled at when you haven't done anything. I'd like to turn the dog loose on the guy with the leaf blower. Thanks for listening.
Commented Oct 19, 2013 by anonymous
ROTFLMFAO
Commented Oct 19, 2013 by anonymous
Get out there and yell at that fat fuck, Hey you fat fuck, you fucking pig, you fucking piece of shit, mow this fucking lawn yourself, you lard ass. If he refuses get an AK and spray the house down with lead. Maybe you'll put a leak in his balloon ass.
Commented Oct 19, 2013 by anonymous
hahaha I feel ur pain