I think you need a boy friend.

I do sympathize, and believe me my heart goes out to you. it must be an awful addiction to have to live with on a day-to-day basis, However on the bright side the wife keeps nagging at me, she needs some shelves putting up in the conservatory...you couldn't be love and lend a hand could you? Could be ten bob in it eh?

i like to to put skrewdrivers and pencils in the hole of my penis and then hump the wall. sometimes if i can take it, i stick my old tv antenna in there, stroke it up and down really fast and when i get it as far in as i can walk over to my wall and roughly hump the shit out of it. i cant stop it has become an addiction, i do it everyday I do sympathize, and believe me my heart goes out to you. it must be an awful addiction to have to live with on a day-to-day basis, However, the wife keeps nagging at me, she needs some shelves putting up in the conservatory...you couldn't be love and lend a hand could you? Could be ten bob in it eh?

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Da fuq did i just read?.....this post gave me cancer.

i gotta try that

does it get on your balls? if it does make her clean them off

That's hot. I like to fuck my bitch up her ass so hard she shits when I pull out.

The skills of a master

its called sounding sometimes i sound my girlfriend. i put a thin bar in my urethra get between ny girls legs and put the the other side of the bar in her urethra, then the fun starts, the feeling of that bar in my cock with her pee and pussy juice running down the bar into me. then when were done sounding i shove my dick straight in her ass no lube. i like it best when she hasent used an enema and needs to shit, the pushes her shit on my dick with me still in her, so slippery and it makes the best noises. i take my shit dick out her, shove it up her pussy and cum deep inside her

That's extremely dangerous.

Wow you just got me so horny! x

i sometimes fuck my water facet with the water on the perfect temp