so i've never had irish beer. idk why, just didn't. so this cousin of ours buys irish beer and leaves it in the fridge,says we can drink it because he's travelling and won't be back for a few months. so i'm like - i'm gonna drink this. and my father gets pissed. "how much alcohol is in that shit?" , i reply"4,3%". "that's too much you can't drink that" he decides. sure,totally too much. the vodka i drink every goddamn friday has 45% alcohol and nothing happens..no one gives a damn. alright,pops. "that isn't too much!". but he takes the bottle. "HALF A LITRE OF BEER? HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DRINK HALF A LITRE OF BEER?! what would happen?", he yells. what would happen, idiot? nothing, i drink more than that and NOTHING happens. but sure,something's gonna happen if i drink half a litre.. i can drink that and not even get drunk. barely a buzz. i'm used to alcohol and it's fucking hard to get me drunk..beer just can't do it. not even a litre of it..let alone HALF a litre. but sure,father knows best, right? no. and i'm getting WASTED on irish beer this friday. fucking wasted. i'll drink till i forget my name. i'll drink till i can't walk or talk.they're going to be talking me to the hospital. i'll kill myself with irish beer. i'll now drink it ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. because it's just like any other alcohol..and if i can handle vodka,stock,rakia..sure as fuck i can handle some beer. forbid me from drinking beer,seriously. cant even get drunk on it. BUT.. This friday,i'll drink it till it gets me drunk. if i have to spend all the money i have in order to drink enough to get drunk on it, i will. so be it. but I am going to drink whatever the fuck i want to drink. if i want to drink pure alcohol that's the right goddamn thing im going to do..and you can't stop me. no one can. so i'm killing myself with irish beer this friday. and there ain't SHIT you can do about it. irish beer♥♥♥ like,really, he asked me "why would you have irish beer?".. WELL MORON,WHY WOULD ANYONE HAVE IRISH BEER? BECAUSE IT TASTES GREAT? HUH?!?!?!?!!? Yeah that's why.that's why i'm going to drink it.. that's fucking why. AND YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT FOR THINKING YOU CAN STOP ME FROM DOING ANYTHING..ANYTHING. ESPECIALLY DRINKING BEER. SINCE YOU TALK TO ME ONCE OR TWICE A MONTH,YOU SURE AS FUCK WILL NOT KNOW WHEN I DRINK IT OR HOW MUCH I HAVE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME AND YOU OBVIOUSLY NEVER WILL BECAUSE SOMEHOW YOU THINK I NEED TO LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP.. ok you don't like beer.. or alcohol in general.. but i do,and if i want to drink i will drink.. im successful, im good enough.. i have flaws and one of them is LOVING alcohol..well too bad. some people smoke,some drink..well i drink. not your goddamn problem anymore. im not doing anything to you,im not buying it with your money.. just leave me the fuck alone. if i want to drink, i can drink. i can fucking drink. and mabye,just maybe,if you had HALF A BRAIN you'd know you can't stop me from it. you never could. even when you LEGALLY could stop me from doing something,you couldn't, because you somehow thought your word is the law. it's like the SHARIA law bro and you ain't even muslim. no alcohol. no fatty foods. no revealing clothes. YEAH RIGHT BRO! let me live..just let me fucking live..just because you never did some things doesn't mean that i don't want to do them or that i fucking won't do it.. i will.. i will do them if i feel like it, i'll do whatever the fuck I want to,because I can..i will do whatever i can do.. if i feel like it! and i do! So just, go be bothered with your own life. I'm not making you stop doing the harmful things you do,so don't stop me from doing one ones I do.. You pretend you're all perfect and shit, I don't.. I never do, I admit all my mistakes and flaws, you never do that! When I'm wrong I admit I'm fucking wrong! I can do what I want to and admit what I did..you do shit, you do wrong shit and you still pretend you're perfect. you try to stop me from doing what i want to because you don't want me to be like "them", you want me to be like you.. "them" being the rest of the world..but guess what?! you're just like "THEM", yourself..you're flawed,imperfect. you're goddamn HUMAN and you better accept that..because that's how it is and that's one thing you can NEVER,EVER change. sorry bro. That's how it is. And you can't change me,what I do, what I will do with myself and my life..you can't change what i'll do because it's my own life,my own shit,and i'll live it how i want to and do with it what i want to..just fuck off:)