My dog's balls got stuck in a mouse trap
Posted Oct 15, 2014 by anonymous | 325 views | 6 comments
BBS, I need help. My Rottweiler sleeps in my garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago, forgetting that I'd placed a few mousetraps in there. He's relatively young and his testicles are the size of tennis balls. Apparently he dragged those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his scrote. He's really angry right now and won't let me close enough to help. He already bit me pretty hard and my hand's bleeding badly. I tried to shoot him with a horse tranquilizer dart (my dad owns a stable) but I missed and blew out my rear right tire, so I can't drive him to a veterinarian or anything. My plan at the moment is to have my five year old approach him from the front to distract him while I sneak up behind him and (gently) club him with a tire iron. Anyone have a better idea? I'm really scared right now...
Commented Oct 15, 2014 by anonymous
you know what scares me? trolls.
Commented Oct 15, 2014 by anonymous
Man I know what it's like. Every time my dog gets his balls stuck in a mouse trap my first thought is to come right here to rawconfessions.com looking for advice, then refresh the page over and over for an hour to see if anybody has promptly responded to my dumb story.
Commented Oct 15, 2014 by anonymous
A horse tranquilizer dart that can flatten a tire. You are a special kinda stupid
Commented Oct 15, 2014 by anonymous
I'm really scared right now. I'm an internet troll and I make up dumb shit.
Commented Oct 15, 2014 by anonymous
Someone should put your balls in the mouse trap
Commented Oct 15, 2014 by anonymous
Yeah I've got a better idea. Shoot yourself you dumb ass Yankee cunt