Let me tell you a true story about my life, something I never told my friends because I didn't know what they'd say. A few weeks ago I was walking by myself around town. I made it to the football field and lay down on the field. It felt nice to relax for a bit. But with my eyes closed I heard someone walking over to me. Shocked I opened my eyes and looked to see who it was. It was a girl, looked around my age but I've never seen her at school. She had red hair, freckles and was skinny, she looked cute. I, like an idiot, just said hello. She walked up to me and just looked at me. I think, okay this is getting really weird. She looked at me with uncertainty and it made me feel like shit. She then put her hand out and said "I'm Ann." A little confused I shook her hand and told her my name. She asked me what I was doing here and I said just escaping reality, she asked if she could join and I said sure, I saw nothing wrong with it. So we sat on the field getting to know each other. She was new in town and wanted to explore the town, so me, being the creepy bastard I am, said I’d go exploring with her and show her some cool places. She grabbed me by the hand and we were off. First place we went was on top of the school, I showed her were to climb and we managed to get on the roof with no problems. We stayed for a few minutes and got to know each other really well. I don’t know why and I don’t know how but for the few minutes I’ve been with her I got to know her well than anyone else I’ve known my whole life. I thought I met the one. When we were done adventuring she jumped right off the roof. I, being the little bitch I am, was too scared to do it but she talked me into it. I counted to 3 and jumped. I landed and was okay! This girl, I don’t know how but she comforted me in a way no one has. We spent the whole day together. I didn’t want this day to end. Hours of walking later and we managed to get to the park. We sat together cuddled in each other’s arms by the riverside and stayed quiet for a while. I fell in love with Ann and she fell in love with me. She whispered in my ear “I barely met you, but I trust you” we then slowly fell to our sides. She lay on top and we looked into each other’s eyes with deep passion. She then said “before we do anything I need to ask you for something” I said what and she looked me straight in the eyes and said “I need about tree fiddy.” Well it was about that time I noticed that Ann was about eight stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era. It was the Loch Ness Monster! I said “Dammit monster! Get off my body! I aint giving you no tree fiddy!” Damn Loch Ness monster tried to trick me again.