My Boyfriend
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 86 views | 0 comments
OK, so I have this boyfriend who is a complete IDIOT. I mean SERIOUS idiot. He acts like he is 4 years old most of the time. He cries when he has to catch a ball in softball because it 'hurts' his hand. All he says he wants in life is to have lots of babies -- like that is my life's ambition. He thinks the fact that I want a career shows I am self-centered. Well, so be it -- it is my choice. He then decides to go and tell me that I am snobby and so is my family all because we belonged to a Country Club and play tennis. I mean -- HELLO -- I can't help that. it's not like my family had a lot of money -- just a membership from years earlier. So, anyway, this jerk goes and tries to dump ME when I am like the 2nd actual girlfriend he has EVER had. His excuse is that we are too different. Well, that maybe true and all, but NO no one dumps me, especially someone like him. Sooooo, here is the confession, he goes to dump me and I lure him back only to dump him myself. he needs to know that you don't dump someone over the internet, especially me. Yeah, some people might say that is a bad thing, but if you knew him and knew how bad he got, you would understand. I mean, this is an idiot who goes and adopts a dog simply because I got a new puppy and he got a HUGE dog for a 500 square ft apt. Who the heck does that? and how many REAL men whine and cry all the time!?!? so, anyway, that is my confession. Now I feel better!
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