my asshole of a friend
Posted Jul 17, 2014 by anonymous | 694 views | 8 comments
so I gained a few pounds this summer and my fat fuck of a friend finds it great to talk shit about my weight when he is fatter than me! not only that but he is depressing as fuck, either he talks about a girl who will never date him, much less fuck him, or he talks about how the world will perish while he survives some how. he can't even run a few feet without wheezing or climb a damn thing without giving up. he says he's the shit but when a dog barks he shits his pants, when he sees someone walking down the street no matter how far he gets scared and crosses to the other side, when a car drives slowly he thinks someone's out to get him. he tries and tells me he's not a cock blocker but then when we're by girls he will become the biggest asshole to me and even go as far as to throw what's ever in my hand. I Fucking hate him. he loves insulting me about how I never had a girlfriend but when I make a joke about the girl he likes he wants to fucking strangle me. not to mention he smells like ass, has boils, dresses like a slob, and puts himself in front of others. his mom is struggling to keep rent and pay bills but he bitches to her about how he needs his fucking cable because internet alone isn't enough to keep him satisfied, he then goes on about how his mom loves his sister more. damn right she does since she works and can drive. his mom pays for his medication and everything, his Shit is expensive while he sits in his filth expecting jobs and money to come through his door. the only reason I'm his friend is because he knows lot of my deepest secrets. when he gets mad at someone, and he does for all the very small stupid little reasons, he never forgives them and instead spew all their secrets to everyone. he thinks making a permanent change like killing all those he hates would solve his temporary problems and would makes girls love him. that's another thing he always wants, love. he thinks any girl who talks to him loves him. not likes but loves. and here he wonders why girls turn him away.
Commented Jul 18, 2014 by anonymous
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Commented Jul 18, 2014 by anonymous
You must get black mail on him. Threaten to tell everyone his secrets that way he won't tell yours. That way you can walk out of this friendship unharmed.
Commented Jul 18, 2014 by anonymous
thing is, those secrets can really destroy my reputation. I could possibly go to jail if he tells
Commented Jul 17, 2014 by anonymous
That fool is bringing you down. Get away from him. He does not seem to have a lot of credibility, so let him cut loose with all your secrets.
Commented Jul 17, 2014 by anonymous
You should do everyone a favor and poison this guy.
Commented Jul 17, 2014 by anonymous
Well we both just graduated and yes he's very pathetic. For some reason every time he's gotten mad at me he refuses to stop talking to me. I guess it's since we've been friends since 6th grade and their's a lot he can talk to me about without me being disgusted. I've calmed down since I posted this. I mean it's not just his fault he's so depressed, he was a nice guy before but everyone used him and took advantage of his kindness except me. He has anxiety attacks frequently but that's just a flaw he was born with. I shouldn't be mad at him. He's had everyone but me betray him and stab him in the back. He's just trying to show he's tough to be because afraid of losing his only friend...
Commented Jul 17, 2014 by anonymous
You're friend sounds pathetic. I use to have a very similar friend when I was a teenager. I stopped talking to him for a few years. He always persisted to keep being my friend I never understood why. So I started talking to him again and it turned out he has grown up a lot. He doesn't act the way he use to anymore.
Commented Jul 17, 2014 by anonymous
also I cant even talk about another friend in front of him because he hates all my other friends, and tell me why dont I just suck there dick because id rather hangout with them than him. he thinks because I havent talked to another friend all summer means they dont give a shit about me. he tries to bring me down with him, thats all he wants from me, to feel depressed like him because he cant get other friends with all his depressing talks. he thinks his life is shit, yet Ive endured more pain and suffering then he can imagine and he just sits on a couch waiting for his cable.