melon love
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 106 views | 0 comments
Well it's day four of my continuous boner!! It was so hard this morning I had to do a handstand to take a pee!! Anyway..... I thought enough is enough. I decided to rid myself of my protruding member the only way I knew how. Yep, I decided to bash my bishop. And bash it hard!! Well I am an old hand at pud pulling, pun intended, and I knew the plain old five knuckle shuffle wasn't up to the task. I decided to raid the fridge, for an idea had started to creep into my mind. I had a twinkle in my eye.... a mad, lustful glimmer. I made my way to the kitchen and after carefully placing my erect penis under my arm I opened the fridge door. There was my idea sitting happily on the top shelf! Yep I was about to give the good news to a melon. I grabbed it and placed it onto a kitchen worktop. Using a small steak knife I gingerly cut a small hole into the side!! By now my phallus was throbbing like an illegal rave! I aimed!! I fired!! I was in!! Well, I won't lie.... It was fucking freezing!! But I started to work that melon up and down.... I slowly warmed to is chilling softness. Soon I was attacking it on the floor, the kitchen table, against the wall, the stairs, the ceiling. My arms burned as my muscles grew weak. My breath, short gasps of anticipation. The firm outer shell of the melon was slowly turning into a pulp as I pounded it against my pelvis. Then I felt it happening.... a tingling, a warm sensation which built up and built up, then an explosion that sent the melon flying across the room, hitting a window and ricocheting back across the room to strike me aross the forehead!! We hit the floor together! At last though, my erection had gone down!! And the melon didn't go to waste either... I made a lovely fruit salad with it that was the envy of the weekly street barbeque. Yum!
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