McDonalds drivethrough
Posted Sep 10, 2014 by anonymous | 430 views | 3 comments
So I'm driving through the hood this morning noticing all the prostitutes at every corner on my way to McDonalds. I saw one that was pretty hot. I pulled up to the order spot at McDonalds and a woman took my order. She sounded sexy. As the car in front of me inched closer to the pickup window I could see that the woman taking the money was a black woman. I had an erection from looking at the prostitutes on the way their. I thought why not, so I unzipped my pants and pulled out my hard cock. I pulled up to the window to pay for my order and I had forgotten to get my money out. The woman seemed shocked at first but she was cool and played along. She told me I have a nice cock and kept staring at it. I pulled up to the next window and it was a male manager. I lost my erection fast. I wish I would have stayed back at the first window until I busted my nut.
Commented Sep 16, 2014 by anonymous
Hilarious
Commented Sep 12, 2014 by anonymous
LMAO!!!!!!!!
Commented Sep 10, 2014 by anonymous
I have a similar experience. I was at my uncle's farm walking along the stream. I had a raging erection because I had just come from the stable, when I saw this beautiful trout in the water. I figured since it was just the two of us, I'd pull my dick out. The trout just kept swimming along the stream, but I could tell it secretly admired all 17 inches of my cock. I ended up fucking a goat back behind the barn, but the whole time I was thinking about that fish's purdy mouth.