Marriage
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 112 views | 0 comments
Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. I dialed a number and got the following recording: 'I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.' My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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