
Making a Mess is What I Love Best
Posted Dec 2, 2014 by anonymous | 245 views | 1 comments
I've been masturbating since before I can remember, starting with fingers, then moving to shampoo bottles, then eventually proper sex toys once I was old enough to buy them. I'm old enough now to know what I like--or so I thought. Seeking a new thrill, I decided one day to stick a banana up my ass. I knew that it would probably get squishy, but I just wanted something quick and disposable and the bananas needed to be used anyways. Well, the banana got squishier than I anticipated. The more I thrust it into myself, the messier and stickier it got. I couldn't help myself, I shoved it in as far as it would go, then grabbed the nearest phallic item--the smooth end of a plastic toilet plunger--and used it to push the banana even deeper. I fucked myself with the plunger and with every thrust inside me it made everything even more slick and messy, bits of squished banana oozing down my thighs, my ass clenching from being so full. When I came, it was mind-blowing, the best orgasm I've had in months, even if it was rapidly followed by the worry of not being able to get what was left of the banana back out. It came out fine though, it was more of a pain to clean all of the sticky squished banana from myself. But cleanup aside, I want to do it again. I want to fill my ass up with something slick and messy and push it as deep as I can. I want something sticky pouring down my thighs as I pound myself to orgasm. I want to have to push my fingers into myself afterwards to get it all back out. I'm wet just thinking about it.
Commented Dec 2, 2014 by anonymous
boring and fake...try again