
lunch meat
Posted Oct 19, 2014 by anonymous | 336 views | 5 comments
I lied so I could sit on a jury for a trial involving a rapist who was staked down on the beach so his genitals could be eaten by seagulls. I had heard that there was a video of it and I wanted to see that video so that was why I lied because only certain people at the trial (jury included) would get to see the video. It was the friends of the girl who staked him down. They used bread and chicken scraps to lure the seagulls. All of his clothes were removed. They taped his eyelids open and had stakes on each side of his head so that he had no choice but to watch. We got told that if they hadn't put swim goggles over his eyes that they would have been pecked out. I saw the seagulls get drawn in closer and closer until the pieces of bread and chicken scraps were getting tossed between his legs and onto his stomach. He got really scared and started yelling for them to let him loose but I heard one of the women yelled back, "It's lunch time for the birds. We brought the bread and the lunch meat is right between your legs." I thought watching the video was really suspenseful because the seagulls were kind of timid at first, but finally one landed on his leg and once that happened lots of others followed. The first peck got him right in his scrotum. He was trying really hard to get loose and trying to turn and close his legs but it was all hanging out there where the seagulls could get to them and there was nothing he could do about it. I learned that seagulls beaks aren't pointy so they just try to grab and pull and tear. I could see his genitals getting yanked and stretched every which way and then I saw that the gulls had torn his scrotum open and just like that one of his balls got yanked off and swallowed in one quick gulp. The other ball didn't last long either and it got yanked and that seagull flew away with it with two other gulls flying after it. The penis and scrotum lasted a lot longer. Lots and lots of pecking and pulling and every glimpse I got I would see less and less of it until it was all gone. The thing that really almost killed the guy was that after the seagulls finished eating his genitals they started pecking his anus out and then pulled out his rectum and colon and were eating them almost as fast as they were getting pulled out. That was when the tourists came on their four wheelers and rescued him and that's how the others got caught. I'm glad he didn't die. I'm glad that he had to watch his genitals getting eaten. I'm glad that he has to live the rest of his life with out his dick or balls.
Commented Oct 21, 2014 by anonymous
like, very much like
Commented Oct 20, 2014 by anonymous
Perfect justice. He got what he deserved. I'm thinking that his screams got progressively higher and higher pitched. No balls, no dick, no sex, no rape, simple as that.
Commented Oct 19, 2014 by anonymous
Sounds to me like you could also go for public hangings and beheadings. I would recommend you not eat anything for at least 24 hours before witnessing a beheading. I have witnessed a public beheading, and I never want to see another again. Those images will stick with you for the rest of your life.
Commented Oct 19, 2014 by anonymous
fake. imaginative but fake
Commented Oct 19, 2014 by anonymous
what a treat for the lucky birds, lots more tender than the usual fish and probably poops out lots easier too.